So I’ve concluded that Eric is the only character on Gossip Girl I actually care about now. Jenny, you can go jump off a cliff. Kthnxbye.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
You know what whoever came up with the Dan/Vanessa/Olivia G-rated threesome idea? Fuck you. I would have been perfectly content to see any combination of these four stunning creatures in a sextacular embrace, but instead we had to watch those three d-bags exchange kisses similar to the ones people exchange at an office Christmas party. The beginning of an office Christmas party, mind you, not the end where you’re in the supply closet with your co-workers, stripped down to nothing but a pair of reindeer decorated socks and a Santa hat, playing spin-the-bottle after an evening of photocopying your boobs & making jokes about your boss’s jingle balls. Shit! I just made up a better group sex scenario than those lamers on the Gossip Girl staff. Oh, and making the little tease at Chuck getting down with Blair & Serena in an elevator just before the no tongue spit swap scene set to the easy listening cover of TI’s Whatever You Like? NOT COOL.
schwesterchen | deadasleaves | sunnyeyes | intuitiveaptitude | mawnsturr | warningdontreadthis:
Gary Oldman in The Dark Knight
1) make a fist with your left hand, with your left thumb inside, 2) squeeze your thumb as hard as you can, 3) put your right index finger down your throat. your gag reflex is gone.
raggedywisdom | cinnamoneyes | a-panda-girl | ringleaderman | allenlowjoker | volia | -uglybeauty | imdisliked | trickistokeepbreathing | everymomentcounts | readme-readmenot | rawryourlife | juliabbz | kame-hame-ha | kayleethelady | setthestage | (via echeverria)
What the hell.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Anya Marina - Whatever You Like
Yes, this is a cover of that T.I. song. I am a sucker for stripped-down covers of hip-hop tunes when they’re done well.
You’ve come a long way, Anya :)
Lights Out: London, circa 1927 — in glorious pseudo-color!
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Charlie: I think I know how we can really up our game at the strip club. Who gets more respect and admiration in this country than war heroes?… If you just buy me this costume I’m going to show these ladies a war hero they can’t take their eyes off of.
….
Stripper: Aw, look at you sweetie. What happened?
Charlie: Viet-goddamn-nam is what happened! Go get me a beer, bitch!
alone-with-everybody | monkeyknifefight:
British boss: You’re fired. You’re fired for costing this company millions of pounds. You’re fired for insubordination. You’re fired for lack of character!
Lane: VERY GOOD, HAPPY CHRISTMAS.
fuckyeahkartheiser | betternovembers:
Pete: Where the hell are my pajamas?!
Mad Men, 3.13: Shut the Door. Have a Seat
